Just in . . . Mr. B is scheduled to be delivered December 27 at 3:30 p.m. (which you know means like 5 p). So, in less then two weeks we will be parents. Freaky.
Um, I wonder if the doctor had ANY idea that the 27th of December is THE FIRST DAY OF MLA. I mean, come on. Fortunately, they're going to move the MLA to a better date. And now they'll have a REAL reason to do so-- Mr. Baby doesn't want to hafta get mean: "don't F(*& with MY birthday, perfessers."
Can't wait to meet her! Lots of love to you from us here in the Happy Valley.
Shit, by the 27th, Jesus was already turning wine into water, if you know what I mean. He had also mailed off a penny in a BMG Records Buy-1-Tape-&-Get-8-more.
Which is to say, you don't wanna share the JC's B-Day, but you definitely want Mr.Baby as part that entourage. JC orders Lionel Richie. Mr. Baby orders Sleater-Kinney.
Old MLA folklore hints that if your water breaks at a publisher's book stall, that publisher must give suck to your book manuscript.
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very exciting! 12/27/07 seems like a very auspicious date for a birthday.
Um, I wonder if the doctor had ANY idea that the 27th of December is THE FIRST DAY OF MLA. I mean, come on.
Fortunately, they're going to move the MLA to a better date. And now they'll have a REAL reason to do so-- Mr. Baby doesn't want to hafta get mean: "don't F(*& with MY birthday, perfessers."
Can't wait to meet her!
Lots of love to you from us here in the Happy Valley.
More importantly, dear Caitlin, we need your thoughts on the Jamie-Lynn Spears pregnancy!!! A nation waits for your commentary!
Shit, by the 27th, Jesus was already turning wine into water, if you know what I mean. He had also mailed off a penny in a BMG Records Buy-1-Tape-&-Get-8-more.
Which is to say, you don't wanna share the JC's B-Day, but you definitely want Mr.Baby as part that entourage. JC orders Lionel Richie. Mr. Baby orders Sleater-Kinney.
Old MLA folklore hints that if your water breaks at a publisher's book stall, that publisher must give suck to your book manuscript.
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